Fireworks Conundrum - Papa Cuomo - May we have more?

http://www.infowars.com/sparkler-terrorism-bloomberg-urges-cuomo-to-veto-fireworks-bill/

http://www.pressconnects.com/article/20130627/NEWS10/306270042/Debate-reignited-over-legalizing-some-fireworks-NY

OKAY - so Roman Candles, etc may be a bit dangerous if handled incorrectly (and what teenager hasn't handled them incorrectly - I still have all five - oops - ten of my fingers, handy for typing you know!), but honestly sparklers and snaps!?! A terrorism threat!

Stand aside you heathen dogs or we will sparkle you immensely!! come on - really?

Here's the kicker - this is an advertisement from a local 'pennysaver' about what is really happening south of the border (not that border - the PA border).

Awesome! Not one, but three locations to serve you, and a BOGO deal too! Hmmm... could be what's really BOGUS is the amount of babysitting from the Hudson Valley arena!